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Clothing By Hot Takes Designs
"Back Away Slowly" Grumpy Penguin Graphic Hoodie | Sarcastic Coffee Lover Unisex Fleece Pullover
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Make your mood known before you even take your first sip. The "If You Could Read My Mind" Graphic Hoodie features a disgruntled coffee-clutching penguin alongside the relatable warning: "If you could read my mind, you would back away slowly and run for your life." Designed for introverts, caffeine enthusiasts, and anyone who values their personal space before morning coffee.
Printed on the durable Gildan 18500, this midweight pullover provides plush warmth, everyday durability, and an easy streetwear fit.
Product Details
Material: 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester)
Fabric Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) for balanced, cozy warmth
Feel & Durability: Air-jet spun yarn for an extra-soft feel and reduced pilling
Construction: Double-lined hood with matching drawcord, pouch pocket, and 1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs/waistband with spandex
Fit: Unisex classic fit. Runs true to size; size up 1–2 sizes for a relaxed, oversized look.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve print vibrancy
Do not iron directly over the graphic design
Printed on the durable Gildan 18500, this midweight pullover provides plush warmth, everyday durability, and an easy streetwear fit.
Product Details
Material: 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester)
Fabric Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) for balanced, cozy warmth
Feel & Durability: Air-jet spun yarn for an extra-soft feel and reduced pilling
Construction: Double-lined hood with matching drawcord, pouch pocket, and 1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs/waistband with spandex
Fit: Unisex classic fit. Runs true to size; size up 1–2 sizes for a relaxed, oversized look.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve print vibrancy
Do not iron directly over the graphic design
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
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