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All items are made to order and typically ship within 5-7 business days. Standard shipping to the US takes 7-14 business days after dispatch. Expedited options are available at checkout.

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Most Hot Takes Designs apparel is available in inclusive sizing from 2XS up to 6XL. Please refer to the size guide on each product page for exact measurements.

How do I care for my printed apparel?

To preserve vibrant prints, turn garments inside out and machine wash cold on a gentle cycle. Hang dry or tumble dry on low. Avoid bleach and ironing directly on the print.

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Because all items are custom-made to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for size or preference. If your item arrives damaged, has a printing defect, or is incorrect, please contact us within 14 days of delivery and we will make it right.

Funny Booktok Frog Hoodie | "Wish I Lacked The Ability To Read Spice"

Name: Funny Booktok Frog Hoodie | "Wish I Lacked The Ability To Read Spice" Vintage Bookish Graphic Sweatshirt
Brand: Clothing By Hot Takes Designs
SKU: 4782283_12989
Price: 41.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Traumatized by Chapter 55, But Make It Cozy 🐸📚✨
For when the romance book takes a sudden, unhinged turn and you need a moment to stare blankly at the wall. Featuring a weary frog sitting in a ornate gothic throne clutching a book, the "Wish I Lacked The Ability To Read Spice" Hoodie is the ultimate uniform for book lovers, romance readers, and anyone surviving the unhinged side of fantasy fiction.

Built on the crowd-favorite Gildan 18500 blank, this heavyweight hoodie delivers everyday comfort with a plush, ultra-soft fleece interior and a durable, classic fit. It’s the perfect cozy pullover for late-night reading marathons, library trips, or curling up with your favorite comfort book.

✨ Key Features & Premium Specs
Cozy Heavy Blend: Crafted from a perfectly balanced 50% pre-shrunk cotton and 50% polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd² / 271.25 g/m²) for a thick, warm feel without feeling overly bulky.

Ultra-Soft Interior: Air-jet spun yarn provides an incredibly soft texture against the skin while significantly reducing annoying pilling over time.

Built for Bookish Comfort: Features a double-lined hood with matching drawcords and a spacious front pouch pocket to keep your hands warm or stash your current read.

Concert & Daily Durability: Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem mean this hoodie holds up wash after wash.

Responsibly Sourced: Blank product ethically manufactured with zero-sweatshop production standards.

🧼 Care Instructions
To keep your graphic print crisp and the inner fleece extra soft:

Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent.

Tumble dry on low or hang-dry for optimal fabric longevity.

Cool iron inside-out if needed; do not iron directly over the graphic design.

Do not dry clean or use bleach.

Size guide